Gotta say, if you're number's up - its possibly one of the better ways to go!
Folks,
Here's something which gave me a cheap chuckle today.
Ninja
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was
'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said: "If anyone
calls me 'Onestone' again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day, a young woman named Blue Bird, forgot and said: "Good morning,
Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, where he made
love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and nobody dared call him by his given name
Until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone.
She hugged him and said: "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest: he made love to her all
day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made
love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why?
Oh, come on... take a guess!
You're going to love this ...
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
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