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HELL YEAH! I remember this place :) How are you my dear friend? It's been a while :)

Rav

Hey, you changed the furniture :( Where's the bean bags?

Rav!!! You're back!!!!

Its been sooooo long!

LOL... Bean bags? - the other room! (You opening the wrong doors again?!!)LMAO. Catch up soon, (still at work, therefore sorry can't chat.. shhh... I wasnt even here ha hah). MWAH!

EISH WOMAN! Well in my own defense, this place isn't called sliding doors for nothing? How about a few signs here and there hmmmmm? I opened one door earlier, and well, let's just say I'll know that poor lady if she's ever streaking past LMAO :)

LMAO....I haven't completely dusted all cobwebs yet Raaavvvv!
Ahh... things are not entirely set up just yet - it gets worse too I'm afraid - Ive renovated many of the rooms (as you will discover later on) AND added extensions!!!
The place is going to be amazing! Now I warn you - you may get lost, with all the ground we need to cover! Stay tuned! Meanwhile help yourself to the espresso machine - hey its free. (btw... save the poor man's ego, will ya, and ask George Clooney for his autograph!) LMAO....
sigh! Good baristas are hard to find.


What can I say? EISH! You KNOW I have no sense of direction, and you go and make the place bigger?! :)
*hiding behind the espresso machine, waiting to pounce on anyone who dares drink MY coffee!!*

Hmmmmmmm, wonder where the biscuits are? I may as well have a look around while Dee's at work hehe

Ok, let's see, coffee, tea, sugar, no biscuits. Hmmmmm, I'll try this cupboard ............

OMG! I really don't think THAT should be kept in the kitchen! Though it would give easy access to the maple syrup .....

What's in here? TIM TAMS! Hell yeah. I'll just have a couple til Dee gets here

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Damn... Did I miss your visit again Rav?! Bugger.. I was out stressing over something that I'm sure will turn out to be a storm in a coffee cup LOL *wink*

*Big smiles*... I left the TIM TAMS there and a few other places as well, knowing of your habit of checking behind all doors...ha.. Catch you soon I hope - am expecting a mutual friend!

KELL! Dammit woman you're here 5 minutes and the coffee's gone! Hey, did you happen to bring more biscuits? :)

And I think we missed Dee AGAIN, eish, that woman's hard to find, maybe she's lost amongst the renovations :)

*wandering in coughing up a storm, leaving the coffee machine restocked and full box of Tim Tams and other yummy bickies*

there y'go make you all better, Dee look after this man will ya?? * hugs and air kisses to not contaminate with my germs*

be back soon when I is better

bang bang, drrrillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, bang bang. Thump.......................

ok, may have walked in at the wrong time here ..... oh wait, she's renovating! Dee, HEY DEE! Damn, she cant hear me .... hmmmmm

*throws a tim tam in dee's general direction*

UH OH ........... SORRY! :)

*wandering in and sweeping up the debris, emptying bins and puting scattered tools back in the tool box*

There, much better

*refilling cupboards with coffee and food, flittering my fairy godmother wings as I leave*

In the café lounge - there’s a large sign prominently displayed on the closest door.

Only recently posted, all the patrons agree – none have seen it before

Its not hard to guess at its age – shimmering sweetly in its dust free frame.

The crystal clean glassed reflection devilishly mirroring the opposing game

Framed photographs are arranged to decorate this linear gallery hall

But also shown in the pane; a somewhat intriguing and seductive selection of doors

Red velvet drapes also hung; a comfortable ambience and welcoming atmosphere falls

And to each door, at its side, "THE" revelations…lets read what this one calls:

SIGN DOOR 1:

Welcome!

"At last, though long, our jarring notes agree,
And time it is, when raging war is done,
To smile at 'scapes and perils overblown.
My fair Bianca, bid my father welcome
While I wish self-same kindness welcome thine.
Brother Petruchio, sister Katherina,
And thou, Hortensio, with thy loving widow,
Feast with the best and welcome to my house.
My banquet is to close our stomachs up
After our great good cheer. Pray you, sit down,
For now we sit to chat as well as eat."




Dee you home? Sorry I havent stopped by my friend, life snuck up on me while I really wasnt looking :)

Hey Rav.. don't sweat it, hun.

Mia casa sua casa Rav - you know that.

How you doin? Thought I might pour us a bourbon tonight. (Dee holds one, while she tenderly hands the other to Rav, ...*soft clink of the ice*).

Am here if you need to talk/share, or, just, to sit by your side.

yeah, sit by me tonight my friend, sounds good, and hell yeah, I'll take that drink tonight ...

"mmm....... certainly hits the spot".
"Cool".. (Dee puts her feet up on the sofa, leans back, adjusts a cushion at her back, Rav follows suit and moves from his head bowed, arms resting on his thighs to beginnings of relaxing back into sofa, he leans his head slightly back).
"Just two friends chillin...it is then Rav...." "If you've got any music in mind, just speak up Rav, the computer will play it for you. Oh, yeah, hadnt got around to mentioning that new modification, have I??". "Got me one of those computers installed just like on the Star Trek Enterprise ship! You only need to say it aloud, something like "Computer - Play music - Rolling Stones - Jumpin' Jack Flash" and it will play it for you - ha!... Amazing huh!"
Rav starts to smile, his eyes light up with the possibilities as this little tidbit of info sinks in.... Dee nods, "Uh huh...yeahhh!" *grins*
"Wait till you see the holodeck I've installed in one of the rooms....!" *big grins and a twinkle in her eye*...

Hmmmmmm, will the computer play somethin a lil more vague though Dee? "Computer - play music - something heavy" :)

* kell sneaks in and asks "computer - play music - disney movie theme songs" *sounds of beauty and the beast theme song filter thru the air*

Tee hee heeeee *grinning like a cheshire cat*

Oh computer just do NOT play my heart will go on by Celine Dion, otherwise you are toast, dead, on borrowed time *clicks and whirs happen, and the dreaded song starts* ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH make it stop its hurting my ears, oh god my ears are melting "computer STOP PLAYING MUSIC"

CLICK.......

Ahhhh silence is wonderful *sit down with a cuppa coffee in peace*

DEE! Eish woman! I need a drink, something smooth..... Baileys? Cowboys? :)

OMG... sorry guys. Looks like there are still a few kinks to be worked out.... (dee mumbles, coming back into the room, sounding distracted whilst nonchalantly holding onto a spanner. She reaches into her back pocket pulling out her 'man' handkerchief and gives a quick wipe across her brow, not realising - most of the grease remains).

"Looks like the computer just wasn’t equipped for the use of the term 'heavy' without further specifics. Damn!

As a result the silly hardware/innards of the computer complied the best way it knew how - and fell to the floor! Guess you might venture to call that a "computer crash"... ha ha ha hee hee...Ha ha...giggle (another somewhat stifled giggle)... Ok Ok! Things could be worse than my jokes – for awhile there, poor little ol me was not only banging around inside the mainframe, but the darn thing began playing "Celine Dion"! I know, I know (dees nods head). It was a traumatic experience – see – I got this bump! With the shock, I jumped up and banged my darn head onto the mainframe! (She points to her forehead, but all they can see is the big grease mark, Kell and Rav exchange looks, silent Q &A whether they should tell her, then look back at Dee, listening intently and silent).

"Yeah.. now ..Ok guys - drinks yes! Help yourselves - Anything you want. (Dee sounds excited again…). There is a touch-pad panel over there. Just press the 'on' button, place your glass in the receptacle provided, and tell the computer "Computer - Bailey's please". Simple! (Dee smiles with utmost confidence in the newly installed computer program "Barista 1001" that offers both a fully computer automated espresso AND bar service!!)
Of course I'll join you...hell yeah thanks! Just going to check on the computer's RRM = Request Receptive Mode quickly., (otherwise known as the CMM when mumbled under her breath = "co-operative mood meter" ).

I think it needs a tad more adjustment.

(She looks up and catches the last of Rav’s “eyes to the ceiling” expression…)
Oh and Rav, don’t worry - if you prefer the nostalgic method – there is also the fully stocked cupboard - bottom left, crystal vintage glasses to the right!

Ha *wiink, smiles*. Be right back ok.

(Dee strolls out whilst mentally talking to herself “Ok check for the Metallica collection, thank goodness, though not sure why the Disney theme tunes interrupted “Nothing else Matters”…hmmm best make another check on that……)

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